Oh sure I sound like my own mother everyday with phrases like "Were you born in a barn? Shut the door" and "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you too?" but more and more I catch myself saying some utterly bizarre things to my children, things I never thought I would say.
- Take the handcuffs off of your sister!
- No, I don't want to taste your buggers!
- We don't put coffee beans in our noses, no matter how good they smell!
- Water does not belong in the lawnmower gas tank!
- Just because you found a bungee cord does not mean that you can bungee jump off the picnic table.
- Why are you eating dirt with a spoon?
- Hit her back!
- Did you just fill that cup from the toilet?
- Get the dog out of that Rubbermaid tote!
- OK, that is gross, just throw the underwear in the trash!
3 comments:
Those are hysterical! Yeah, I have said some weird things to my son too..... They sound pretty serious at the time though
Yeah at the time they are pretty serious, but then I am taken aback and have to think for a second (cause that is all the time I have) that I never ever, expected to say something like that! LOL
Thanks for stopping by my blog for the Big Y update. SHe really was interested in Hot Coupon World. I hope she joins. It is always nice to have a member who works at one of the stores on board.
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